Smart Sardar

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two
large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?'
'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out
and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and
has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure
sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags,
hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?'
'Sand,' says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags
contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses
the border on his bike.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal,
meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between
you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'...............

Hippie And Nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in
the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun
if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines
and gets off at the next stop.

When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the
hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get
that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so
the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at
midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the
lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing
powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you
were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he
goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on
schedule, the nun shows up.

While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie
walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a
mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and
I will answer them but you must have sex with me
first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might
keep her virginity.

The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about
having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and
shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie!

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and
shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Bihar Driving License...

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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.





For instruktions, see bottom applikason.


1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. read #7 agan & anser here: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (dont leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 .............. (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish- ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

14. Ice seight:



(_) One Ice(2x1) (_) Two Ice(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_) Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6



15.Your thumb imparesson :
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(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS