Hippie And Nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in
the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun
if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines
and gets off at the next stop.

When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the
hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get
that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so
the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at
midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the
lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing
powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you
were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he
goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on
schedule, the nun shows up.

While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie
walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a
mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and
I will answer them but you must have sex with me
first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might
keep her virginity.

The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about
having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and
shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie!

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and
shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"